She is called America's sweetheart.
She was the top box office draw three years in a row.
Smile, baby.
But who is the real Lacey Rivers?
She was wonderful, she was a rocket.
I've been following Lacey for 18 months now.
But does the golden girl next door
and the Hollywood princess have a darker side?
You.
I think she's a trainwreck.
Rock bottom seemed only a stone's throw away
as Lacey's antics grew more outrageous.
When I was young, I went through my wild times too
before I settled down with Hannah and Pepper.
And things only got wilder
as she climbed her way to bigger and better thrills.
Lacey only dated me because of my wise star status, okay?
I mean, look at her, look at me.
Can't even afford a haircut.
She's into the booger sugar.
She put it up her nose.
That's what she did.
Girls.
But drugs, alcohol, and her incessant texting
came to a calamitous climax.
She was texting while she was driving.
I get 12,000 text messages a day,
but I don't read 'em while driving.
I have a driver.
Lacey broke down in tears
when the judge announced her guilty verdict
and sentenced her to 18 months in Cuesta Verde prison.
Am I gonna go visit her in prison?
I don't think I can handle it.
I can't right now 'cause we're doing a,
we got a film in Rome.
I hope the little tramp rots in hell.
Lacey Rivers is getting exactly what she deserves.
What happens next
to the young star depends on her
and the willingness of her fans to forgive or forget.
Come on, baby.
Are you from the South?
No, Chicago.
I thought I detected a slight Southern twang.
A heart tattoo.
Sexy.
You're gonna be real popular in here.
I'm popular everywhere.
Tell that to the poor pedestrians
you mowed down while tweeting behind the wheel.
I should be in Prague right now shooting a movie.
Well, somebody better call Dakota Fanning
'cause it looks like you're gonna be unavailable.
♫ I've got my eye on you
♫ And a motive too
♫ Your fooling around's getting blood on my shoes,
♫ I've set my sights on you
♫ I set my sights on you
♫ I've set my sights on you
♫ Got an alibi too
♫ So don't look around
♫ I've got nothing to lose ♫
Sorry it's not exactly a designer
you can wear on the red carpet,
but I'm sure you'll make it work.
Welcome to hell, Princess.
Prison can be a very scary place.
Survival of the fittest and all that.
What's a spoiled young Hollywood actress to do
when thrown into the tank with all those sharks?
Those are just the prison guards.
No, Lacey Rivers is going to have to rely
on her one skill she can count on, her acting.
You don't get 5,000,000 a picture without any talent.
Behind these locked doors,
our little Lacey is about to give
the performance of her life.
Almost home, Princess.
Can you please stop calling me that?
But you were so memorable as the feisty teenage princess
who Skypes her magical kingdom to go on spring break.
How are you still single?
Just remember, you are in my castle now, Princess,
and I'm the queen around here.
You got that?
Officer, show this tramp to her suite.
Enjoy your stay.
You okay?
Sorry about her.
We're not all like that.
Come on.
I'm Lacey.
So what are you in for?
Okay.
I'm just trying to be sociable, you know,
considering we're stuck in here together.
I've never really had roommates, you know.
Always had place of my own.
Listen, honey.
I'm not your roommate.
We're not gonna be sharing makeup tips
or braiding each other's hair, so keep your mouth shut.
Stay out of my way.
Didn't mean to scare you.
I'm Big Aggie.
Lacey.
I know who you are.
I'm your number one fan.
Don't fight me, darling.
This could be the beginning of a great love story.
You can play Juliet.
Just like in the movies?
Let her go, Aggie.
Take a hike, Camille.
This ain't your concern.
Hi, baby.
She's not into you.
What?
I said she's not your type.
♫ She want it good
♫ Yeah, she like it good,
♫ She want it good
♫ Doin' my thing
♫ I had a lot of women dance all night
♫ But I've got a gun
♫ Blows a real hard job
♫ She want it good
♫ She like it good, yeah
♫ She want it good
♫ Doin' my thing ♫
Hi.
You mind if I...
Thanks.
You saved my ass.
You gotta get a lot tougher
if you wanna survive around here.
What happened to her?
One of Aggie's girls.
That's how she marks her territory.
How do they let her get away with that?
Who?
Maxine?
She's a bigger psycho than Aggie.
What about him?
Cutie pie over there.
Rafe?
Poor sap.
He's got no pull here.
Maxine calls all the shots.
Crow's nest.
Hold up.
Max, got a call.
Yeah.
Hey, how y'all doin'?
Same old shit here, just palm trees.
You got that info I asked you for?
Really?
Well, fax it on over when it's ready.
So why are you here?
I killed my husband.
Stabbed him in the chest six times.
Jesus.
You must have been really pissed at him.
Same old Lifetime movie.
He used me as a punching bag
every night he'd come home after a bottle of whisky.
I felt worthless.
Thought I deserved it.
My only hope was Rhonda.
Rhonda?
She lived down the road from me.
In the same trailer park?
I didn't live in a trailer park.
Oh, sorry.
I fell real hard for that one.
So you're a...
Don't worry.
You're not my type.
Well, I did a guest spot on The L Word,
so I'm totally cool with you guys.
Eddie walked in on us.
He went batshit crazy.
I grabbed the nearest thing that I could find
and it happened to be a butcher knife.
Why did you have a butcher knife in the bedroom?
We were on the kitchen table.
So it was self-defense?
Yeah.
That's not how the jury saw it.
I got 20 years.
Roll call.
Bred.
Batchcow.
Blork.
Cheney.
Duroth.
Ferguson.
Halliotis.
Martinez.
Nixon.
O'Reilly.
Rivers.
Rivers?
Rivers.
I think me and you need to have a little talk.
You see, when I set my sights on something,
I get it.
Donna, baby girl.
Why don't you and me
go somewhere where we can get comfy?
Talk about it.
What'd you say?
I say go to hell.
I'm gonna carve you like a pumpkin.
Bitches.
Forget a hint?
Nobody will ever want that ugly mug of yours.
Stop it, you fucking bitch.
You're gonna kill her.
Enough, Max.
Causin' trouble again, Camille?
She's lying.
That fucking dyke did it.
You better watch your pretty mouth.
Back to your cells.
Looks like you're gonna be checking in to the home.
Think you can handle the night off conflict duty?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Sweet talker.
You okay?
It's not fair.
It's, it's prison.
You gotta help me.
I'm never gonna make it.
You're safe now.
Come on.
Where's Camille?
Don't worry about Camille.
I wanna talk about money.
What money?
The hundred grand you're gonna give me.
Why would I give you any money?
Two words.
Little Rock.
Yeah, see, I'm from Arkansas too, Princess,
and I got friends back home, lots of friends on the force.
I've got information.
Yeah.
See, you are gonna give me your money.
Nighty-night, Princess.
I can't believe you lied to me.
I'm sorry.
You don't understand, I had to.
When I was a little girl, my dad came to me
and he told me that I was different,
that I was special,
a princess
and I knew from then on
that I would never have real friends,
that I would always just be royalty.
So I told myself that one day I would flee the kingdom
and I would find real friends
and my true love
and I found you.
You don't know the meaning of true love,
but I do.
I love you.
I love you, Jake.
I love you so much.
I love you, Rafe.
I love you so much.
Was it horrible?
Fucking Maxine.
She'll get what she deserves.
I missed you.
I need you, Camille.
You're the only person I can trust.
You're not my type.
Next week on Femme Fatales.
I feel like you're the only person
I can trust in this world.
I just feel like if I could get to the warden,
that I could do something about it.
I'll make you a little deal.
You sign your autograph on this picture
and I will talk to Maxine.
I would be honored.
Yes, ma'am.
Can't believe you went to the fucking warden.
I thought it was the right thing to do.
I'm so fucked now.
I promise you I will do everything in my power
to get you in front of the cameras again.
I love you.
I love you, Rafe.
I love you so much.
Come on, Rafe, under the mattress.
Come on, do it.
Do it.
Go on, Rafe.
It's the only way we can be together.
Come on, do it.
♫ Well, I work all week just to make some dough
♫ Come Friday night, you take it all
♫ You got a sugar daddy
♫ Yeah, a sugar daddy
♫ Well, I'll be your sugar daddy if you wanna rock with me
♫ Now, listen, babe
♫ Short and sweet
♫ You can treat me right, I'll sweep you off your feet
♫ You Want a sugar daddy
♫ Yeah, a sugar daddy
♫ Well, I'll be your sugar daddy
♫ If you wanna rock and roll with me
♫ Hey, rock it now ♫
♫ I'll be your sugar daddy if you want to rock with me ♫
Kill, little boo.
Kill.
Good fish.